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The geography of a Woman

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January 19, 2009 at 6:39 a.m.

CIAK

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, Ruled by Nuts.

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January 19, 2009 at 7:48 a.m.

Jed

The nuts dry out and shrivel up, wisdom and experience kick in. :laugh:>>>

January 19, 2009 at 7:39 a.m.

Old School

That hurts! What happens after 70?>>>


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