Once upon a time

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?”

The Princess said “NO!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

Couldn't resist............

The PRINCESS lived happily ever after

She rode her bike, fished & hunted...screw the golf dated men half her age and enjoyed the beer & scotch had her own money in the bank preferred the toilet seat down, we all gotta fart.

Love PC

I love to fart!

I don't want to play golf or drink scotch!

But I do leave the toilet seat up and I fart whenever I want.