Old guys are nice
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CIAK
An old guy was in Costco the other day, pushing his shopping trolley around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing a trolley.
He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra.
What does your wife look like?"
The old guy said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
Most old men are helpful like that. B) :laugh: :laugh: B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day
The Roofing God
:laugh:
CIAK
K B) :huh: :huh: B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day
Patty Cakes
I'm still waiting. Get Smart.
Patty Cakes
Ok Ciak Imposter. Now that I am not laughing. :laugh: :laugh: How many of those men followed orders and didn't look?
I'M WAITING FOR THE THANKS FOR ALL THE YEARS I HAVE ADDED TO YOUR LIFE. FLOWERS & GIFTS ARE OK TOO. :kiss: PC
CIAK
All I want is to stay healthy http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html B) :) :) B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day
Patty Cakes
How about us old ladies? I'm not telling what I look for. :kiss:
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