bill and the titanic

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: cost - $29.99 Clinton: cost - $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton : Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton : Bill is a bulls!@# artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton : Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton : Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton : Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton : Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.

That guy is pretty good with words. All true too. You know how they lie in the movies though!